Monday, June 15, 2009

Why We Call it "Ghetto Grocery"

There are several reasons, but one of them is the fact that at Reams there are 5 things worth locking up. They are: 1- Cigarettes (not pictured)
2- Special Gifts (a few watches, necklaces, earrings, etc.)
3- Condoms
4- Pregnancy Tests (only the two packs...hmmm)
5- Beanie Babies

Four of those five items I can understand, but Beanie Babies? Those must be pretty fantastic.
If your next "special gift" comes from the locked cabinent at the grocery store, you might want to rethink your continued involvement with that person.

3 comments:

Jessie said...

Ha ha ha ha. Oh, that's hilarious. I've never even been to Reams.
Maybe the ghetto crowd hasn't realized the fade in popularity of those ever-lovable Beanies, so they still get stolen all the time. Or maybe a Beanie baby is thought to be a good "sorry" for getting someone pregnant. Too many jokes...

Jacy said...

okay so over here we have what is affectionaly known as our Reams uniform. That means you can wake up first thing in the morning and go to Reams without even brushing your teeth - in your slippers if you'd like and you'll fit right in! Ghetto Grocery is right!!

Brittney said...

You shop at Reams?! Pregnancy tests locked up?! Why? Anyway...I found your blog WAHAHAHA (creepy blogstalker laugh).