My Husband - Urine Detective

Last night we were putting Darling Child to bed and Dear Sweet Husband says, "Her sheets need to be washed.....BAD."

After we were finished putting her to bed he says, "Smell this," and holds out his hand. I said no thanks, but he insisted saying that this is what her sheets smell like. So I smelled and guess what, I couldn't smell anything, but he says, "It totally smells like urine." Well, her sheets, to my knowledge have not recently been peed in, but I made a goal to change them today.

Later we are laying in bed. DSH says, "Oh my gosh! What smells like urine?" I said I certainly didn't know. He says, "It's you!" Knowing that I'd not peed the bed, I started to wonder what might smell like urine that was on me. Then I realized I'd just applield some lip balm.

Be warned ladies , apparently this smells like urine....at least to one man.